EWWWWW

Today my best "girl" friend said that sometimes she thinks I love her more than my husband. (Eww). What do you say to that? Of course I love her.

She's the one person who knows me better than I know myself and yet she still likes me. She actually thinks I'm a good, fun, person to be with.

I don't believe that there is one aspect of my life that she doesn't know. She knows my every weakness, vulgarness, fatness, bad hairness, ruined teethness, abusive personess, scaredness, not wanting to go to churchness, vengelfulness, want to killsomeoneness, devastatedness, ugly thoughtsness, can't breatheorgoononemoreminuete personess and she still loves me.

I told her today(which prompted the you love me more remark)that if she dared to have the audacity to actually die and leave me alone in this god forsaken world that I would be only minuets behind her. Why she would go from that to the 'love more' remark...

Just because I have to call her everytime there's a crisis in my life. Just because she's the only woman friend in this world that I trust. Just because I know that she always will take my side. Just because she would drop everything to be there for me. Just because she knows each and everything about my children and still thinks that they are perfect and gorgeous and smart and talented. Just because she loves my house and my style(she actually thinks I have style)and thinks I'm pretty inside and out. Just because she calls me and then lets me talk for the next hour or two without getting a word in or even talking about why she called me in the first place...

For all those justs and more I can't imagine life without her. If that means that I love her more than Dale when then I guess she's right. But it still kinda grosses me out.